“Where are my kale chips?”

Random Celebrity Sex Scene

• Bianca Kajlich Topless

• Siwan Morris in Skins (body: Student goes into staff showers because his drier is broken)

• Alicia Vikander

• Elizabeth Olsen.

• Candice Swanepoel

• Sila Sahin

• Jessica Lange Classic body from “The Postman Always Rings Twice” [GIF]

• Martha Higareda

• Betty Gilpin

• Kate Upton body paint

• Rebecca Black Music Video body

• Ana de Armas

• Mary Louise Parker in Weeds

• Miranda Kerr

• Karen Gillan giving pretty explicit instructions on what to do in the case of an emergency